There Meat Come A Scandal...


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There are multiple companies working on the problem of lab-grown meat (aka “cultured meat”). Supermeat is trying to grow synthetic chicken meat in an Israeli restaurant. The makers of Just Egg have sold cultured chicken meat to a restaurant in Singapore. Wild Type is even making lab-grown salmon, which I’m personally excited about1.

The goal is good: end the need for factory farming, while still giving humans something meat-styled to eat 2.

And yet, a scandal may be brewing right under our noses.

Someday soon, as the cultured-meat industry ramps up and new firms enter the market, we could witness this scenario: A restaurant or company finds it cheaper to secretly produce real meat, and more lucrative to label it as lab-grown.

If this happened, the headlines would be irresistible. Real meat being sold to bougie vegans like a counterfeit Gucci bag… it’s hilarious! It’s also unethical, unsafe, and will likely lead to the end of that company (unless they’re already a huge diversified producer).

My Prediction

A private cultured-meat-focused company (anywhere in the world) will become embroiled in a scandal, wherein they’ll be correctly accused of having intentionally sold non-cultured meat3 as cultured meat, for longer than 1 contiguous month, in secret.

What counts:

What doesn’t count:

My Reasoning:

Timeline

This will happen before midnight UTC on December 1, 2030. If the prediction is right but happens a small amount of time later than this deadline, I’ll count it partly-wrong but still feel about as good as if I were fully right. If it happens in like 2032, I’ll count it wrong and just feel bad.

Confidence

Uhhhhhhh let’s say 65%. This was calibrated through discussion with Devin.

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  1. Some claim the manufacturing processes involved may not scale to feed lots of people. See here for that case. ↩︎

  2. It’s not just about taste; many nutritional benefits accrue to eating some animal products. Unfortunately, the healthiest (eggs and fish) may also cause the most animal suffering per kilogram demanded (see here for even more on this topic). There are also various reasons to think that these animal products can be unusually good for your health. Whole foods and less-processed foods are generally pretty good, while case-by-case vitamin supplements are not so good. If you’re a paleo dieter or Nassim-Taleb-style conservative or just a rationalist who’s looked at the data for a while, you likely think unprocessed animal products are complicated enough that we can’t use substitutes. For instance, if you see that eggs are healthy, and make the object-level choice “I’ll just eat beans to get my protein needs”, you’d end up going blind because you forgot the incredibly important vitamin B12 (which appears in the complicated accrued nutritional makeup of an egg).

    But as long as you grow the whole animal and leave out the pain cells (aka “nociceptors"), you should get, in aggregate, the same benefits of the meat without causing any animal suffering4. So the only theoretical problem would be if the taste, texture, or nutrition content of meat depended more than a trivial amount on the chemistry of nociceptors. Unless those turn out to be the main sources of vitamin B12, I’m not holding my breath.

    Of course, lab-grown meat will be different from normal meat in other ways, but they seem generally beneficial (e.g., avoiding spooky growth hormones and pesticides). A Taleb-style critique could still make theoretical sense (well, on his terms) if the gene modifications are large, untested, and/or poorly-understood. (If you disagree with such Taleb-style critiques on principle, you can skip all that and just eat the egg). ↩︎

  3. i.e., produced by killing animals ↩︎

  4. If the nociceptors are not the only component, leaving out the entire nervous system and related components is also doable. Devin points me to Chalmers' Vulcan trolley problem, though I’m not really sold on Chalmers' intuition. Also kinda confused about the nature/relevance/existence of valence for other reasons. ↩︎



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